Lacking Necessary Social Skills

I lack the social skills necessary to talk to human peers.

Well, face-to-face interaction, anyway.

It's no problem for me to express my thoughts online (what with the fact that I can spend an hour coming up with the perfect response, and later blame it on my wonky internet connection).

However, when the time comes where a smart and witty comment, or merely a statement of any sense is required in day to day life, my first reaction is "Blurgh-Ah."

Yes, "blurgh-ah". Sometimes replaced with the well known "um tfftpl?" and the beloved awkward smile of social death.

Yes, I do quite enjoy giving names to things that lack importance, why do you ask?

And no, this first post does not have a point. Or a moral. Or a life lesson. It's merely a warning for all the scenarios you may read about in my following posts; scenarios that may make you throw your laptop at the wall in a fit of embarrassment or spit (drink of choice here) at your screen in laughter.

And yes, I refuse to pay you for any harm your beloved computer may receive through such actions.

. . .

Such fun this will be.

Cheers!

Loony